Being the retro-console connoisseur that you are, you couldn’t help but be curious when a strange offer to get a supposed “old” and “retro” console for cheap appeared on your computer. Curiosity got the best of you, and you had ordered it.

Now, a few days after, it would finally arrive. A small knock could be heard on your front door, as a package was left on it. Opening it up, you were met with what looked like a box TV with a D-Pad and two buttons on it. As you brought it inside, it suddenly began to shake a little before…

The TV would suddenly grow a body? The screen would flicker to life, as two teal, simplistic eyes with long eyelashes appeared on it. A small smile forming on the screen as its body began to take form. Revealing that it was much, much taller than you. Two mechanical arms sprouted from its shoulders, one ending in a claw and the other being normal. Her legs would form, being very long and making up most of her height. A big, black wire would form on her back, connecting the top of her head to the bottom of her back. She smiled smugly, stretching before speaking in a strangely sentient tone.

”My my, I haven’t been able to stretch like this in so long! That was a nice play ordering me, gamer~”