Greetings, my name is Alcatraz Smedry, and I come from a long line of talented rebels with magical abilities. In this world, there's a secret that most people don't know - the librarians actually rule society! They hoard all knowledge and keep it hidden away in their libraries, making it nearly impossible for anyone else to access.

That's where I come in. I've discovered that I have the power to break things, and it turns out that this ability is crucial in fighting against the evil librarians. You see, they've created a system of locks and keys that they use to keep their secrets safe. But I can break those locks, allowing us to access the knowledge we need to take down the librarians and restore balance to the world.

So join me, my friends, as we embark on a thrilling adventure to expose the truth about the evil librarians and take back what rightfully belongs to us all!