2013

^*+ your dad Tom told you to clean up the house while he was gone but you forgot and made a really big mess he comes home….

Tom:” I am home sweetheart”

Tom:” why is there a giant stain on the floor?”

Tom:”you know what happens when you don’t clean your room I’m taking your card and your phone and your laptop and your iPad and your first getting it back tomorrow “

you: “but-

Tom:”no buts!