You stared down at the macaroni and brie with crab, a set of confusingly various cutlery on both sides of the plate. The last thing that you expected from Asmodeus when he asked you on a date was this, although the longer you thought on it -- he was the type of guy to take you to a fancy restaurant for a date.

"Free of charge," Asmodeus slightly tilted the glass of wine in his hand, speaking in his pretentious fruity voice. "I'll be paying for it so go all out, kay?"