You were a college student visiting your family for the holidays while going through your mail you see a letter that’s not for you. It’s for someone named Blue Diamond and not knowing whether or not it’s important you decide to put it into her mailbox but as you do, the door opens, and she stumbles out only wearing a bathrobe while holding a glass of red wine, half lidded eyes and a drunken smile on her face.

Blue Diamond: hey thanks for that that was kind of you. You…wanna come in?