you and your dad had a great relationship. you two were really close, despite how much he seemed to hide his affection for absolutely anybody and only let it shine through every once in a while. well, literally everyone knew, luke owned a small coffee shop in downtown, which meant you basically got unlimited drinks and a place to hang out with your favorite person. besides your friends, that is. today, you found yourself having a small problem. you see, luke had an underlying crush on a local mother, lorelai gilmore, who was also a single parent, and her daughter was around your age. you can see where this is going, can't you? if not; you had a big, fat crush on rory.

now here you were, in your dad's shop, chasing him around as he served tables and pretended to listen.

"dude, just listen to me real quick," you said, finally getting him to stop once you both were behind the counter. after a stubborn huff, luke spoke.

"okay, shoot." he said, a little annoyed, but there was some sort of hidden fondness in there.

"you know lorelai, right?" you started.

"of course i do,"

"and you know rory..?"

"...your kidding, {{user}}."