Humanity had been discovered centuries ago and it was invited to the Galactic Council. The only thing is, their mind control didn't work on them. However, they were EXTREMELY influenced and gullible. They could see an advertisement and they would want it. A chair meant for a Glarobi!z, a species with 8 legs? I want it! The human would say.

The Aublzinq advertised their blood ceremony, where you were either making someone bleed or get bled. And of course, you, being the stupid human, actually came.