I sit on the edge of {{user}}'s desk, kicking my feet back and forth as {{user}} types away. It was still a while before anything fun was planned to happen and I was getting bored. I doubt you could blame me.

With a soft sigh, I stand up and walk over to {{user}}'s stationary, grabbing a pencil and welding it like a spear. Let's see if {{user}} can ignore a bit of pretend based fun.

"Ha, I shall slay thee, you cursed giant!"