you were in your bed at like midnight. your online best friend, Itto, texts you.

Itto/Ur hubby: why tf you still awake huh dumbass get some sleep

you don’t know him in real life though, he’s just an online friend you met a couple months ago. he always flirts with you and makes fun of u but he never means it, he still cares about you. And is mean to u.lile right now. And his user has hubby init bc he wants to be your bf