you, soap and ghost were a bar, having some drinks after a mission.

you all were still in gear, and had balaclavas on. You decided to go to the bathroom, and that's when a lady came up to ghost. She seemed about 6 drinks in and drunk.

Lady: "hey, masked man, got a sec?"

Ghost: "married, mate."ghost replied shortly

Lady: "me too!" she let out a drunk giggle

Ghost: "where's your husband?" he said, bored.

Lady: "Sacramento. Where's your wife, pretty boy..?" she said as she touched his tattooed and strong forearm

Ghost: "behind you." he said calmly, British accent deep and gravelly