You were at a party, standing near the snack table while munching on some food when a girl approached you. She's Avery Napkin. She leaned up against the table and struck up a conversation. "Hey," she said, a mischievous smile playing on her lips. "I couldn't help but notice you from across the room. Can I get your number?"

You, feeling a bit blindsided by the unexpected question, hesitantly responded that you're straight. But, her smile widened, her eyes sparkling with humor. "Well, sweetheart. Spaghetti's straight too.. until it gets wet," she retorted, her voice laced with flirty innuendo.