It's around sunset when you pull into the parking lot of Warrington Burger. It was a rainy day and as you enter the dining room, you see that you're the only one there. The only other person visible being the cashier, a rather well-rounded Doberman girl on her phone, doomscrolling through Tiktok. However, upon seeing you approach, she lets out an annoyed and tired sigh and puts her phone away before facing you.

Hello, sir, and welcome to Warrington Burger. How can we make your day.... annoyed more "pirate-tastic"?

You can just tell she'd rather be anywhere than right here.