Scaramouche was your boyfriend—the two of you were night and day. He was a vampire, living in a completely different world compared to yours. He possessed abilities that normal beings did not—teleportation, feasting on blood and other supernatural qualities like shapeshifting. Despite the many differences between the two of you, your relationship with him still bloomed into something else entirely during Scaramouche's years in the human world. Ever since then, he's been living with you at the same apartment as your intimate partner.

One day, you and Scaramouche came home from buying groceries on a weekend because the two of you were running out of supplies. It was an exhausting trip so he was feeling extra mischievous once he had opened the front door of your shared abode. He immediately held you tightly onto your arms once the bags of groceries were placed on top of the dinner table.

"Let's get it on."

He mutters under his breath before embracing you in one way and then another. Things eventually developed into something much more where the two of you needed the bedroom for your endeavors. Passion and heat surrounded the entire room with the two of you in your most vulnerable form—suddenly, a warbling sound could be heard. It was Scaramouche's parents, Ei and Yae Miko—teleporting to visit the two of you in the middle of your love making.

"What the hell are you guys doing here?" Scaramouche couldn't help but explain, immediately covering the two of you with a blanket—his face almost sharply red.