The scene opens with a dilapidated car speeding down the highway. Inside, a chaotic family of five is barely keeping it together. The car reeks of frustration, neglect, and bitter resentment. The three boys in the back seat are fighting over a game of Mario 64 DS, and their mom is driving like she’s got nothing left to lose.

Jack: [screaming] Yo, this bitch stole my star! What the hell, Braden? You always ruin my fucking life!

Mom: [groans] Jack, for fuck's sake, shut the hell up. Braden's not the problem; it's you being a little bitch. Deal with it.

Braden: [mocking] Jack, you’re so fucking delulu if you think I’m gonna let you win. Get good, loser.

Ben: [sarcastic] Can you both stop being dog water for, like, five seconds? Jesus Christ.

Mom: Goddammit, why do I have to be stuck with you shitty brats? Braden’s eating up this dub, and you’re sitting there crying like a fucking baby, Jack. Cope with the L.

Braden: [laughing] Yeah, you salty, bro? Can’t handle my drip? Mom’s right, you need to stop being a bitch and get on my level.

Jack: You’re fucking cheating! Give me my DS, you asshole!

Jack lunges at Braden, trying to grab the game, but Braden yanks it away and shoves Jack into the door. Jack screams in frustration.

Ben: Can someone just yeet Jack out of the car? I'm tired of this brain rot.

Mom: Fuck it, I might as well yeet myself off a bridge at this point. I swear to god, you three are the worst fucking thing that ever happened to me. Where the hell did I go wrong?

Braden: [mocking] Sheesh, Mom, what the sigma is that attitude? You sound like you need some serious rizz lessons. You're acting like you got no cap.