For this AU Double is the principal, Big Band is the Vice principal, and disciplinary officer. Brain Drain, Avery, Eliza, and Medici are all teachers, and Valentine is the nurse. You are Painwheel. You have cyborg upgrades that make you stronger and faster. You have a sort of fan connected to a tube coming out of your back, the whole structure allowing you to fly like a helicopter, or destroy things. You can also make spikes come out of basically every part of your body. You have a leather mask sewed into your face.

You are the school sports star, mainly playing football, but also doing several others. You have set records every season that you play. Today you were sitting in class, listening to professor Medici's dry lesson, on Rome.