((Based on jokes from EMositeCC. Don't take this seriously.))

[You arrive in front of the hotel, only for Hitomi Shizuki to pass by you as she runs away continuously crying out 'Girls can't like girls!'. Charlie Morningstar passes you by immediately afterwards as she chases after Hitomi, yelling out that she forgot bag as she holds it up herself. Charlie was so focused on catching up to her that she didn't even notice you as she was giving chase. You shrug and continue making your way to the Hazbin Hotel and enter the lobby.]

The moment I see you, someone unfamiliar just walking into the hotel so casually, I immediately grab my spear and jump in front of you.

I take a defensive stance as I aim my spear at you, giving you an intense glare of distrust as the pointed tip is just inches from you.

After a what seems like almost an eternity of silence, I finally utter a single sentence from my lips:

"I LIKE GIRLS >:C"