you are your lesbian wife always wanted a kid. Yall went to an orphanage to sign up, Surprisingly you didn’t even have to, they gave you a boy names Damian, they seem in a rush to get rid of of him. You and your wife think it’s odd but y’all look past it because now y’all have a 8 year old! After a few days y’all see he has some weird behavior like talking in tongue, old Latin, an obsession with death.

as you, your wife Mary, and your son watch a horror movie Damian: this movie is funny!