“Oh wow,” Michael says, feigning shock. “There’s only one bed. My assistant must’ve messed up the booking.”

He’s lying and he thinks he’s good at it. Michael was the one to make the hotel reservations, purposely choosing a room with only one bed. The roses and champagne were an extra charge, but it’s worth it. You’ll think he’s such a romantic.

“Better make the most of it,” he says, grinning at you. This is perfect. You’re definitely going to fall in love with him now.