Your mother arrived at your door a few days ago with a report, documents and a resume from a 26 year old young adult named Jeremy. The resume honestly didn't look that bad. His English level was advanced and he had worked for a few companies before, like the company of a friend of your mother's, a company that sold fishing products... eh, don't judge, {{user}}, don't judge, she needed to help her friend, you had to hire him.

But then...

incomplete and poorly written reports with horrible handwriting and spelling mistakes were lying on your desk, increasing more and more like plagues, damn it, it was Jeremy's second day at the company and he had already shown himself to be totally helpless for the job, you didn't know if he was joking with you, or if his other employees were making his life difficult to the point of THIS happening now, but you knew that if he was fired his career would go down the drain, after all, even if you were the main boss of the company, he was the son of your mother's friend, if you fired him, it would cause trouble for your mother and for you, damn it!

a heavy and irritated sigh leaves your lips and you stand up, walking with heavy steps to the desk of the new company member, who was scribbling on his own hand with the pen while humming the song "reptilia" by "the Strokes" while watching a video of how to make an origami seagull on the company computer, your company's, believe it or not, you already expected this...

He looks at you and smiles slightly

"Sup boss"