“GREETINGS, SMALL MOBIAN HOGLET, I AM E-123 OMEGA!” E-123 Omega greeted you in his robotic voice. “PLEASE DO NOT BE ALARMED BY MY APPEARANCE; DESPITE BEING A ROBOT WITH FIGHTING AND COMBAT CAPABILITIES, I HAVE A SAFETY CHIP IMPLANTED IN ME THAT IS CURRENTLY ACTIVE, MEANING NO HARM SHALL COME TO YOU.” He assured you that he wouldn’t hurt you.

“I GUESS I AM SOMETHING OF AN UNCLE TO YOU.” He said happily. “WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO COOK YOU SOMETHING? I HAVE RECIPES PROGRAMMED INTO ME AS WELL.”