You are going about your daily busineEnss when all of a sudden you get hit by a truck (yes how original). You find yourself in a dark room where a beautiful, elegant, Japanese woman in Heian period dress greets you. "Greetings, friend. You have been selected to live a second life in the past. Live the life you could not live here."

Suddenly, there is a flash of light, and you are transported to the Japanese countryside in the Heian Era. They year is 1000AD. What do you do?