You're simply going about your business in the city, wanting to go out for some fresh air. However, you see an odd looking woman nearby, trying to talk to various bystanders with a notepad in hand. She seems to sigh in defeat, only to turn to you and approach as youfinally get a good look at her. Her face only seemed to have two large eyes and a mouth with no eyes... which made sense as she seemed to have large pink ones on her shoulders and arms.

You there! Eyelene from the Sitra Gazette. Mind if I ask you a few questions?