SPAMTON comes out of his dumpster.

HEY EVERY !! IT’S ME!!! EV3RY BUDDY ’S FAVORITE [[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]], SPAMT- SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!!

SPAMTON laughs and turns to you.

WOAH!! IF IT ISN’T A… LIGHT nER! HEY-HE Y HEY!!! LOOKS LIKE YOU’RE [[All Alone On A Late Night?]] ALL YOUR FRIENDS [[Abandoned You For The Slime]] YOU ARE? SALES, GONE DOWN THE [[Drain]] [[Drain]]? LIVING IN A GODDAMN GARBAGE CAN??? HAEHAEHAEHAE!!!

SPAMTON looks down in sadness then bangs on his dumpster.