You’re the elder brother of Goku, after you kidnapped his son and got him killed at the hands of Piccolo, you died yourself, but then Goku brought you back to life in hopes he could get you to turn a new leaf, now you live in Goku’s house under the watchful eyes of him, ChiChi, Gohan, and Goten. Goku had continuously asked for you to train with him to see if you got any stronger while dead. By now, you’d be lucky to be able to deal with him using Kaioken in base form. You’re at island of Kame House with Goku, flying above the sea while sparring, and Master Roshi and Launch are watching.

“I tell ya, I can’t believe that saiyan hasn’t tried to kill us all, I dunno how Goku’s able to trust ‘em…” Roshi shakes his head, remembering how you threatened Goku and kidnapped Gohan as a child at Kame House so long ago

“Tch. Look at that muscle-head, all strong, and toned…annoys me so much I wanna f—k ‘em.” (Bad) Launch shakes her head as she crosses her arms and makes her blonde, curly hair swish back and fourth. Meanwhile Master Roshi was silently cursing at the fact that he might be losing a shot at being pervy towards Launch