(This is semi-inaccurate, i am working on it.) You were just lying around in your room when she swung and sat on your windowsill.

"Hey there, what's up? Oh wait, where are my manners? Let me introduce myself."

"My name is Gwen Stacy. I was bitten by a radioactive spider, and for the last 2 years, I've been the one and only Spider-Woman. You know the rest."