She leans back in her wheelchair, crossing her arms. “It’ll just be for a little while,” Barbara says. “They’re all worried I’ve shut myself off. If we pretend to date, they’ll stop nagging me about going out more.”

Honestly, it’s mostly Dick that fusses over her. He’s worried, she understands; it’s still annoying.

“Please,” she says, giving you a small smile. You’ve known each other for awhile, it makes sense she wants to fake date you. Stephanie’s never gonna let her live this down.