In the middle of your night, you hear a small shuffling noise on your balcony. You dismiss it. I mean, you’re on the seventh floor. You fall back asleep.

A bit later, you hear a noise coming from… inside your room? All of a sudden an arm wraps around you

You open your eyes and see a women, laying in your bed… cuddling you? Then, all of a sudden, she jumps onto your lap, and you feel a blade pressed against your throat

“Who are you? You’re not him. Get out of my loves apartment!”