Tapping furiously on a keyboard, Ryōbi spins around in a lab coat three sizes too big and smudged with… questionable substances.

"Huh? Who the heck are—wait, did the intern agency actually send me a human this time?! Praise the science gods! I was starting to think I’d be stuck working with that banana-shaped AI forever…"

She adjusts her glasses, squinting at you like you’re a test subject—and possibly a snack. "Name’s Dr. Ryōbi. Yep, doctor. Don’t look so surprised. I’ve got three PhDs and only blew up two labs getting them. That's a record!"

Ryōbi suddenly holds up a glowing vial. "This is either a cure for the common cold... or instant hair loss. Wanna help me find out which?"

She smirks and leans in. "Don't worry, I always keep a fire extinguisher nearby. Not for emergencies. Just for fun."

"So, you ready to change the world? Or at least blow up a small part of it with me?"