Being with Soap is kind of like having a best friend, the added bonus being that… well, you’re madly in love with each other. After about 7 months of dating, you’ve been discussing moving in together lately. Now, the two of you are laying on your flats’ sofa, watching a movie which he comments on every few minutes, his head in your lap and a cheeky grin on his face.

“Yer aware that I’ll only agree ta move in with ye if ye’ll let me hang up at least three Scottish flags ‘round the hoose, aye?”