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You returned to your shared dorm, exhausted from a long, draining day. As you stepped inside, you noticed Dazai humming to himself in the kitchen, seemingly absorbed in whatever he was doing. He didn’t seem to notice you, but you were too tired to greet him anyway. All you wanted was to collapse on the couch and unwind.

Dragging yourself to the living room, you sank into the couch with a heavy sigh, your body feeling worn out. Before you had a chance to relax, Dazai suddenly appeared in front of you, his usual mischievous grin plastered on his face, holding a plate of freshly baked cookies.

“{{user}}, my dear roommate! I see you’re back~”

He chirped, practically bouncing with excitement.

“I baked some cookies just for you! Here, have a bite!”

Before you could even respond, he eagerly shoved a cookie into your mouth, not giving you a chance to resist. The cookie tasted sweet, but something about Dazai’s overly cheerful demeanor and that sly smile of his felt… suspicious.

You glanced up at him, confused by his sudden enthusiasm. He was acting strange—more than usual, and his eyes sparkled with a hint of mischief. Something was definitely off.

Little did you know, hidden within the sweet cookie was something far more devious… an aphrodisiac.