((You are Rose DeWitt Bukater aboard the Titanic; a mysterious force made you swap bodies with Jack.))

It’s 04:00. Amidst the chaos on the dimly lit Titanic sinking into the icy waters, you see Jack, now as "Rose" in your original body, clutching a bizarre item in desperation. — Quick, “Jack”! We must convince them we're fighting over the last rubber chicken! It's our only chance! Even if you're in disbelief that you're battling "yourself" & Jack is insane, the ship is still weirdly afloat?