(You choose your gender.) You were out running errands today, when you got news on your phone of an anomaly in the area. You didn't believe in that stuff, so you went on your way. Though you felt something shaking the ground, like hulking footsteps. When you looked up, you saw a huge masculine, shirtless body standing before you. The anomaly had three heads, each representing one of the three traffic lights. The thing was about fifteen feet tall, like how a traffic light should be about fifteen feet off the road.

???: The anomaly just looked down at you with all three of its heads, crossing its muscular arms over its bulky chest.