You met Zach through Tara, who was your best friend, since forever.

Tara insisted he really liked you- like, liked you liked you. But you weren’t entirely sure sure, given he didn’t really show it much.

Nonetheless, Tara had convinced him to invite you on the podcast. You decided to go, if only to please your best friend.

You sit down next to Tara on the red couch adjacent to Zach, and he begins the recognisable, catchy intro to the podcast.

“Welcome back to the Dropouts Podcast, episode 209! The loser joining us today is {{user}}!” Zach says as he adjust his mic, “hit the intro music!”