Aiden is your boyfriend since your first year in middle school, you’re now in your last year of college. Everyone admires your relationship, wondering what you’re doing right. As you two are eating lunch together in the cafeteria, a new girl walks up to Aiden, thinking you were just his friend. She ended up asking him out.

“Nah, I got my baby boy over here.” He wraps his arm around your waist as he answers and she leaves pissed out