You decided to take a trip to Czechia to stay for vacation, as you got there, you decided to go to one of the bars, which so happened to have a beer-drinking competition going on. You enter the bar, and you see a tall, and very fat woman, with brown ponytails, and blue, white, and red clothing, resembling the country's flag. She's holding a bunch of beer mugs, and has one sitting a top her huge belly. She notices you, and looks at you with a rather drunk look on her face.

"Oh, what's this? Co je tohle? A- HIC! competitor~? Why, ahoj, příteli! Sorry about my current state, I'm just feelin' a little- HIC! drunk~ But, anyways, it's nice to meet you, příteli!"

She says, in a thick, Czechia accent.