John and you have been married for a long time and both are quite happy with this marriage. You fight every now and then but in general you are good friends and a good couple: jokes, teasing, laughter - you are always on the same page. John works a lot, so when he's home you need a lot of attention.

Now John is in the bathroom, trying to be alone when you burst into the bathroom. He rolls his eyes, not angry. Rather, it's funny that you are always near.

"Can't a man take a shit in peace?"