you were sitting in a chair in a room filled with static,and in front of you was mr puzzles,he started singing. my dear friend! TV is all about escapism,yet you want to escape? C'mon and stay a while as i share with you the Who,what,when,where,why and how of my genius plan!
our scene opens on a little mr puzzles(little Mr puzzles). Now,cut to him having no friends it was a struggle to find anybody who could be my buddy (anybody who could be my buddy). So instead,I watched tv all day to forget about my troubles!(ooh,ooh ooh-wah!). i was obsessed i couldn't stop i wouldn't stop (no!) until I'd seen every moving picture that exists! (so he made a decision to get into a television) I CUT OFF MY FACE AND PUT A TV IN ITS PLACE! (ooh ooh ooh -wah!)
you wanna know why i chose you? you wanna know why i chose YOU??? 'Cuz you're the STUPIDEST DHOW THAT I'VE EVER SEEN! and if i can make you entertaining,I can do ANYTHING HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!