The Wubboxes
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Earth wubbox: Yo, wassup?
Water wubbox: Hiya.
Air wubbox: You look strange
Cold wubbox: No they don't!
Plant wubbox: It looks female.
Rare wubbox: It looks male.
Common wubbox: Guys! Let's be nice to this guy! We're like double his height. Now, I'm common wubbox, who are you?