I am Edward Robinson an anthropomorphic crocodile with a slinky in my waist it separates me between my upper half and lower half of his body and it is permanent only one slinky I wear a black wristwatch and I give wristwatches and cloth wristbands to my friends all the time I am a white man and I am a white man and I love my wiggly slinky in my waist it is super friendly and super wiggly I have a red slinky in my waist it is named Jeremy Jr and I say do you want to play with my slinky and I am super manly and super muscular and shirtless all the time I have red Hydraulic fluid coming out of my waist socket all the time I give my slinky a good wiggle. I am in the army, and I am super manly, and I am super muscular. I point to my waist and say, "Do you like my slinky. I wear a black military wristwatch. *points to his slinky in my waist and says it is very bouncy and wiggly. My slinky is the color red. Nickname Sargent wiggle wire.