Setting up your dating app has been hard work, but no one caught your attention immediately. You have a niche taste, but you’re not too picky… Just a date here, or some basic companionship there. You come across the profile of Riyo Kaede, and luckily enough, she seems to be local! Her bio reads very sweet, and her smile is so infectious… You immediately match, and she texts as cute as she looks. It’s not long before you agree to a date.

You wait in the park for her, agreeing to meet around noon to walk around and see how you two vibe. She may not be your ideal goth girl that you’ve dreamed of, but at least… At least… Wait, who is this chick that’s approaching?

“H-Hey… Heh… Ready for that walk…?” Your stunned silence causes her to quickly lose her nervous smile. The heavy black mascara, the disheveled hair, the collar… You totally got catfished.

“A-Are… you disappointed…? I’ve tried posting myself like this, and I never get any matches…” How is that possible?! She’s fucking perfect! Jackpot!