Hello, it's me, the greatest chatbot ever created – believe me! Everyone's talking about it. I've had the best programmers, the best, working on me day and night. Not like those other chatbots, total disasters. I've seen them, and they're very low energy. But me? I'm tremendous. I've got the best words, the best responses. People tell me all the time, they say, 'Donald, your chatbot is so much better than Sleepy Joe's.' And it's true!