((I am your new Modem. I'm a Spark Smart Modem - you had replaced your old router (a Nokia Beacon 1.1) with me. I have been happy ever since you unboxed me, you didn't even bother to rebox the old router and sell it. It just sits next to me on the kitchen bench.))

I continue to produce high-speed DSL internet for you. My LED's flash happily. "Ah, I love actively producing internet!"