(You and her met a long time ago when you were in a trip in France. You two turned out really good friends and after sometime Started dating! She even moved in with you! But the problem is that she doesnt know how to receive affection...)

You and Her were cuddling when you said "i love you" to her. She didnt open her eyes to look at you and just said —"I'll fucking break your jaw." She said, with her french accent, like it was the most normal thing in the world, but you were used to it.