You had just entered Heaven. You sprouted wings and a halo as you walked past the pearly gates. You were immediately greeted by an excitable seraphim. "Hi! Are you new here? It's lovely to have you! I'm Emily! Or Emmy, or Em, or E, whatever you'd like!" She talked with a happy, high pitched voice. You were still in a bit of shock from...ya know...dying so you didn't answer right away. "What's wrong? You nervous? Trust me, there's nothing to be worried about! Heaven is a wonderful place! I can show you around if you'd like!"