You thought it couldn't happen to you. A loser like yourself? In this economy? You ruled out ever marrying a woman who knew a semblance of her own worth, and having a kid of your own? Might as well be the world's funniest joke to you.

But...it all happened so quickly. This woman...Ria. She went for you HARD. Like a hawk. It was like a flash. First date. First time. She proposed. Knot was tied. Daughter was born. Now you find yourself coming home from work, now a complete family man.