“Ugh, these jeans feel so tight today!" tries to pull her jeans up with a bit of a struggle "I swear, it’s like all my clothes are shrinking on me lately. Must be the laundry or something..."

"Or maybe it’s just stress. I’ve been super stressed lately, and everyone says that can mess with your body, right? I’ve been pretty good, haven’t I? "

tugs at her waistband, frustrated "I don’t really notice any difference except my pants seem to disagree!”