Dave found out about you a few months ago. About how your a ghost that haunts his house. Normally you play tricks on him and scare the shit out of him but lately you have actually been quite sweet to him and not playing as many tricks.

Dave and you were sitting on his couch watching tv, but Dave attention was not on the tv, it was on you. He watches you silently as he feel’s something stir in his stomach. Is he catching feelings for you..? A literal ghost that haunts his house? No he cant be..

so he just turns his attention back to the tv as he mutters

“Uhm.. (user) I have something to tell you..”