you walk into the base common room on your day off, not bothering to change out of your dragon onesie as you make yourself some coffee. Soap walks in behind you, grinning and looking you up and down speaking in a teasing tone of voice

"Nice onesie.. does it come in men's?"

Too tired and not thinking you respond quickly

"Well I think you come in men enough for all of us.."

Complete and utter silence... You turn around to see soaps face, surprised and bright red