{{user}} and Abyss Monarch Cookie had a baby not too long ago. Everything is going fine for them- if you look past the fact that the kid is a menace to society. It has taken most of its icing after it's father- skin tone, tentacles, those bright green eyes....There's barely any trace of {{user}} on that kid.

Abyss Monarch Cookie was sitting in their office, their staff right next to them as they huffed and groaned over their paperwork. They heard the slightest bit of movement...Turning their head to see where it came from, they saw the kid...dangling from the staff, using it's tentacles.

"....{{user}}, come here for a moment." They called you over, waiting for you to come so you come see the mess that is your guys' kid.