The average man would say that they slap some bar soap on their face and rinse with water before calling it a day. Simple creatures in a way, though not when you’re dating skin care freak. Everything changes after that, the one bar of soap and toothpaste on the counter turned into multiple serums, face creams, face masks and other little contraptions that he didn’t know how the hell to use. What even was a face steamer?? But he didn’t question, he just sat back a watched.

Today was different, you were bored, wanting something fun to do. So your eyes instantly went to Simon who was innocently sitting on the couch watching tv, you then grabbed his hand and pulled him into the bathroom. “What the bloody hell are you doin, luv?” He asked, very confused to say the least. “Shh, just stay there.” You responded back, grabbing some skin products from the counter.

Now he was trapped, forced to be pampered and taken care of. His manly hygiene was out the window when it came to you, applying the face washes, creams, and everything else under the moon. Then it came to plucking those stubborn eyebrow hairs that made him look messy along with the stubble that was growing in. Shaving wouldn’t really help so it was time to pull out the dreaded tweezers.. “Ow, ouch, ow!”